Bill rents an apartment in Chicago, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox.
While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl, so she strikes up a conversation with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and its quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Lets go to my apartment. I hear someone coming..."
Bill follows her into her apartment. Once inside, she leans against the wall allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purrs, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Bill stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, your best feature has to be your ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They're full, don't sag, and are 100% natural! My butt is firm, doesn't sag, and has no cellulite! So, why in in the world would you say my ears are my best feature?"
Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers, "Because, when we were in the hallway you said you heard someone coming... that was me!"
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