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What Confucius Did Not Say
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:38:07 PM »
 
CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
 
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 12:20:52 AM »
Not sure if he said....Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bankok.
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 02:29:05 AM »
  He did say " none so blind as, he that refuses to see"
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 02:48:52 AM »
Nice!
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 08:30:00 AM »
 ;)
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 09:40:26 AM »
I think he said,
Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 02:14:27 PM »
Man who loses key to girlfriends house get no more new key
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 08:55:48 PM »
What about the golden oldies...

He who farts in church must sit in own pew.

Woman who flies plane upside down have crack up....
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2012, 08:14:27 AM »
 :-\
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2012, 01:55:02 PM »
he did say....
man who go to bed with ichy a$$ often wakes up with smelly fingers
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2012, 02:20:53 PM »
And don't forget...man who have sex on ground have piece on earth
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2012, 02:26:04 PM »
AND...Man who have sex on kitchen table might get ass in jam
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2012, 04:21:49 PM »
Two more:    "Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard".

                  "Woman who spring on inner spring this spring have offspring next spring".
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2012, 05:52:28 PM »
Fun to Read  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: What Confucius Did Not Say
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 06:51:40 AM »
Baseball wrong...man with 4 balls, he no can walk.
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