Don you are an asshole! And I will be attending a CVO GTG this weekend! Later,Q So I'm in?
Dude, you are soooo in. Here comes the official chit:
Big Daddy John Q. Power the power vested in me by Rolling Rock you are now officially on Double Secret Probation. Welcome aboard. Wear it proudly.
Furthermore, to positively punctuate the platitudes of it all you are also officially an Evil Bastards Club Member (EBCM). Double Secret Probation being what it is, of course, the identification should be held in the strictest confidence. But you can now proudly display the following:
DSP #
EBCM # 4.6 1/2
Congratulations. Welcome. You must belch once loudly and spin around twice to complete your inauguration.