I have yet to be invited into Don's special club. I am running solo, a rebel, a kindred spirit of the message board. I'm in the desert on a horse with no name. And you know what they say about horses, oh well nevermind.
Terribly sorry John. You are just so well behaved all the time. The perfect gentlemen and friend to all here. DSP has generally come from annoying a moderator (or three) or (good naturedly) doing an exceptional job of razzing a brother here.
Initiative counts though. So in your next post call me an asshole and you will receive your invitation in to Double Secret Probation. You can, in fact, have your choice of either DSP or being an EBCM; or both. The most important thing, after all, is doing what you can to keep your friends happy. And you sir are a friend.
The only down side to membership is that you have to throw a party. It's a new rule. But it's a rule....
Well, you don't actually have to throw a party yourself. You could just attend one. Hell, you can just drink a beer and belch loudly. That'll be good enough.