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A woman wakes her husband up and says “Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Honey” the man begins sobbing uncontrollably.  The woman was shocked as she had never seen him cry before and says “it’s ok to be emotional Honey, it’s quite an accomplishment to be married for 25 years in this day and age but I don’t understand why you are so upset” the man looks up at her and says: “if I would have killed you when I wanted to, I’d be getting out of jail today”