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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2008, 09:30:40 PM »
OK, here's one.......

Don't fry bacon naked!!!!!!!!

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2008, 09:37:26 PM »
Do NOT try and carry fur lined handcuffs in your carry on luggage when flying.

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2008, 09:38:55 PM »
Quote from: HogBreath on July 09, 2008, 09:37:26 PM
Do NOT try and carry fur lined handcuffs in your carry on luggage when flying.


Unless............... :nixweiss:
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2008, 09:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Chief on July 09, 2008, 09:30:40 PM
OK, here's one.......

Don't fry bacon naked!!!!!!!!

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You can get clothed bacon?
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2008, 09:51:41 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on July 09, 2008, 09:45:38 PM
You can get clothed bacon?

You can get bacon while wearing clothes or get clothed while wearing bacon, but I don't think I would know where to get clothed bacon. ;)

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2008, 09:53:56 PM »
Here's another one.

Not all women appreciate pictures like this.
























OK, this thread could just use a little spice.

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2008, 10:43:52 PM »
What have I just read through the last few pages?

Someone found the whipped cream?

What the hell am I doing?

I may ignore this thread....mostly.
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2008, 11:54:40 PM »
Quote from: miker on July 09, 2008, 10:43:52 PM
What have I just read through the last few pages?

Someone found the whipped cream?

What the hell am I doing?

I may ignore this thread....mostly.

Don't ask me how I know but Miker will claim to ignore this thread simultaneously while reading it.

Didn't do it but know a guy who did, if the blades on a lawn mower sound like they aren't moving, don't find out by reaching your fingers under the deck.......
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2008, 12:37:30 AM »
Quote from: Chief on July 09, 2008, 09:53:56 PM
Here's another one.

Not all women appreciate pictures like this.
























OK, this thread could just use a little spice.

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Like this:
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2008, 08:15:24 AM »
Quote from: hard10 on July 10, 2008, 12:37:30 AM
Like this:


If I were still in college, I'd probably take that image, have it blown up and taped to the ceiling. ;)

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2008, 08:20:45 AM »
Quote from: Chief on July 10, 2008, 08:15:24 AM
If I were still in college, I'd probably take that image, have it blown up and taped to the ceiling. ;)

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Ok, I'll bite...why?
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2008, 08:39:21 AM »
Ok,  Don't ask me how I know this... But never stand at a urinal next to a guy with a Prince Albert Peircing, unless you're real sure your boots are water proof.

Ok, Don't ask me how I know this... But never wiz in a urinal next a big ugly biker dude if you have a Prince Albert Piercing unless you're looking to get hurt.

Ride Safe,
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P.S. Could somebody get this topic back off track with some more inappropriate photos please.  AND FOR GOD SAKES... NO PRINCE ALBERT PEIRCING PHOTOS.  Thanks!
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2008, 09:16:32 AM »
Don't ask me how I know this, but some wimmens do not enjoy girls jumping on trampolines as much as men do.

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I Know This Because....
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2008, 10:05:08 AM »
Quote from: hard10 on July 10, 2008, 08:20:45 AM
Ok, I'll bite...why?


......guys are just so darned complicated. ;)

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Re: I Know This Because....
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2008, 10:19:10 AM »
Quote from: Chief on July 10, 2008, 10:05:08 AM

......guys are just so darned complicated. ;)

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You must have been talking about this:


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