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Oxymoron
« on: October 06, 2008, 04:27:34 PM »
We were throwing out some oxymoron's on another thread, thought it would be a great time waster to start a therad on oxymoron's. But first we should understand the word, so below is a link to Hot For Words, and she'll explain oxymoron.

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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 04:31:27 PM »
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 04:33:34 PM »
Hotwater Heater - As George Carlin said, "Why do you need to heat hot water"?  It's a water heater
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 04:33:55 PM »
Quote from: Talon on October 06, 2008, 04:27:34 PM
We were throwing out some oxymoron's on another thread, thought it would be a great time waster to start a therad on oxymoron's. But first we should understand the word, so below is a link to Hot For Words, and she'll explain oxymoron.



Educational to say the least!   :2vrolijk_21:   :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 04:37:35 PM »
Quote from: sadunbar on October 06, 2008, 04:33:55 PM
Educational to say the least!   :2vrolijk_21:   :huepfenjump3:

Yes, she has a web page where she explains words that people request definitions for.

 http://www.hotforwords.com/
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 04:50:16 PM »
A large employer in the area is Occidental Chemical Corp.  They are known as "Oxy".  A sign on a door that is a shared office with several desks in it says, "more Oxy morons".


How about 'happily married'
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 05:03:28 PM »
  why are thay called apartments when there all stuck together?
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 05:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Talon on October 06, 2008, 04:31:27 PM
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Looks like you have hundreds to go Craig! You're only up to "C"!!! :nixweiss: ;D

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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 06:50:15 PM »
Quote from: Jester Whisperer on October 06, 2008, 04:50:16 PM
A large employer in the area is Occidental Chemical Corp.  They are known as "Oxy".  A sign on a door that is a shared office with several desks in it says, "more Oxy morons".


How about 'happily married'

No that's not an oxymoron, that's a myth!

Only kidding, my wife tells me I'm happly married all the time.  :-\
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 07:00:07 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on October 06, 2008, 05:33:43 PM
Looks like you have hundreds to go Craig! You're only up to "C"!!! :nixweiss: ;D

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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 10:31:38 PM »
Quote from: Talon on October 06, 2008, 06:50:15 PM
No that's not an oxymoron, that's a myth!

Only kidding, my wife tells me I'm happly married all the time.  :-\

I introduce my wife occasionally as my "1st wife" Karen.  We've been married for 9 wonderful years, 20 overall.
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 10:59:44 PM »
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 02:36:48 PM »
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Re: Oxymoron
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2009, 02:42:44 PM »
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