Jeff and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Jeff says: "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner." She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?” "She says, "A hundred dollars." He replies, "All I got is thirty." She says, "Hold on," and runs back to me and asks, "What now? What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job," I replied
So, she runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops his HUGE WILLIE. She stares at it for a few seconds, and then says. "I'll be right back." She runs back to me. "What's wrong?" I ask.
She ask "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?”
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