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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #270 on: March 26, 2010, 09:42:05 PM »

Cobb cried out
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #271 on: March 26, 2010, 09:42:29 PM »

What the hell
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« Reply #272 on: March 26, 2010, 09:43:02 PM »

The gators loose
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #273 on: March 26, 2010, 09:44:11 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #274 on: March 26, 2010, 09:45:04 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #275 on: March 26, 2010, 09:48:28 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #276 on: March 26, 2010, 09:49:16 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #277 on: March 26, 2010, 09:50:31 PM »

carrying caddy at
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #278 on: March 26, 2010, 09:58:04 PM »

the 18th hole
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« Reply #279 on: March 26, 2010, 10:03:44 PM »

Tiger Woods here
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #280 on: March 26, 2010, 10:09:07 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #281 on: March 26, 2010, 10:09:47 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #282 on: March 26, 2010, 11:04:38 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #283 on: March 27, 2010, 01:24:46 AM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #284 on: March 27, 2010, 03:29:23 AM »

THE STORY SO FAR

I have a  real need to   go to the   closest CVO GTG   and have a   icy cold beverage   so go pee   behind the bar

  just watch the   big alligator teeth   they will bite   your pecker off   with one bite.   That would hurt   and leave a,

but it could   leave a mark.   After the surgery   you might have   a smaller tool   to laugh at   when you try   

dipping it in   a dark place.       So the moral    of this story   should be never   to go pee   unless you would   

like to leave   your pecker with   the big alligator   said the crazy   old Harley rider   from CVO Harley.

Another problem is   my bowels move   when riding fast   in a headwind.      Now, my SERK   

needs washed because   it's red flames   have Gator guts   like Canadian wizard's   oozzing from them.

Then the virgins   ate the cookies   left behind by   Naitram when he   rode for days   in his dreams   

while it snowed   wildly up his   pant leg because   he rides fast   thowing caution too   the many snakes

in his underwear   scratching his nuts   and bolts in   a great big plug(too many words)      Beware of cheaters

those (*%&^$&^%  %#@#^**)   can be a   a big plug   that gets stuck   in your ear.       Why the ear

because the rear   may sway in   excessive wind gusts   or wind breakage   leverageing all odds   and ends to

to proportions that   disaster can loom   in'a sticky web.      When the spider   drinks the wine   and loses the

respect of all   and the praymantis.      Makes you think   sex is taboo   now in Alabama   and Canada too.

What to do   what to see   at bike week   breasts and butts   so jump in   and bring some.      The question is   

is it eatable,   smells like fish   and looks like,   could it be   voices in your   a tuna caserole.      Why should I, 

a Honda chick,   played with this   made me laugh,   big camel toe   on my head.      Then I saw   

two giant watermelons,   had to be   a porn star   in my dreams,    She called out   stop this insanity   

or else you'll   grow Moose knuckles.      Could be worse   if you grew   big as Magoo   without your pants,   

we'd see France   through the crack   at the back   of my mind.      Whats Mr. Magoo,   it's a cartoon   

about a guy   and a duck   on a CVO   wearing thier raingear   and thier rubbers,   but rubbers are   

not necessarily necessary   when not necessary,   but swarthy and,   to stay dry   the snorkle fits   

in the desert.      She looked eighteen,   because sand covered   my ripe banana   as it intruded   the viper hole.

The fun began   when I saw   the one eyed   monster eating the   moderator's last tiny   shred of evidence

got shut in   the alligators mouth   but the alligator   ate and ate   till it's belly   was rubbed by   Tarzan and Jane.

Meanwhile the cheerleader   and the moderator   were at odds   over wheather the   sun-tan lotion is   

good or bad   when applying to   the alligators belly   because the zipper   was caught on   his lame duck.

A silly goose   rubbed the monkey   on it's head   which made Tarzan   whizz his self   because the monkey   

no longer sleeps   in Tarzans bed.      Jane doesn't mind   she needs time   to shave the   thick beaver pelt   

then she said   cute landing strip   would you like   mtsots li ta'zain?      The Hebrew rider   caught in zipper

fired up his   thermonuclear tire inflator   only to find   a hidden treasure   that smelled like   bananas in the   

jungle of love.      She hid away   from Mr. Magoo   only to find   a lurker looming   in the chocolate

factory behind the,   but nobudy could   ever imagine that.      The big bad   furball catbarf pile   

of worthless humanity   would push healthcare   like those "Canadians"   and thier snow   was not yellow   

you big hoser.      Doobie doobie do   the marijuana song   about the bong   no thong Don!      It's Firedood's song

billet parts unaffixed   scared to install   don't know how   this will end,   year of 2510   then begin again         

what a trip   long and strange   like rabid banana   hanging too low.      Speaking of entertainment   

and rabid bananas   wearing sweaty bandana   youra drunkem memace...   witha arwful grimace   

caused by diverticulitis,   that didnt rhyme   just in time   for a dime   in green slime.      Veiwing Dood's thong

that's just wrong   and looks like   boobs boobs boobs(that doesn't rhyme either, so what :nixweiss: ?)

The 240th reply   to something strange   the final one   I think not.      Green eggs and   wild wooly wimmen

can take you    behind the bike   and show you   those green slimy   jaded cat rabbits   with short legs,   

a big nose,   two big lips,   dare to kiss   in your dreams.      How many tits   will Jo see,   I hope so   only to say

that I know   Greg wants first   to ride the   2002 Candy SERK!(Couldn't resist a shameless plug)   

that's not all-there(screw it, shameless project plug)   since he broke   the tire loose   when he twisted

the ladies leg   when she said   Neil Neil Neil!      Spread em boy   Cobb cried out,   what the hell   

the gators loose,   that dick eating   sharp toothed mother,   inlaw that is,   bit his bag   carrying caddy at

the 18th hole.      Tiger Woods here   at the Masters   baiters club alone   watching Mr. Rogers   

grab his putter   for Tiger Woods         
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