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« on: March 01, 2006, 05:58:51 AM »
DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER


 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have fun with me tonight!!"


 An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"


 Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

Cheers

Dave
« Last Edit: March 01, 2006, 06:01:10 AM by UK_Dave »
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