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after 10 years.....
« on: September 07, 2019, 02:07:46 PM »

After 10 years......

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks rather strange, so she decides to have a D.N.A. test done.

As she suspected, she discovers the kid is actually from completely different parents.

So, she decides to ask her husband about it.


Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”

Husband: “What's up?”

Wife: “According to D.N.A. test results, this is not our kid.

Husband: “I guess you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, and you said: "Please go change the baby; I'll wait for you here."

So, I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.”


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Re: after 10 years.....
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2019, 02:49:17 PM »

Good one
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Re: after 10 years.....
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2019, 05:50:41 PM »

 ;D
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Re: after 10 years.....
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2019, 04:27:54 AM »

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