Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma, "The
doctor said I only have 24 hours to live."
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she
agreed and they made passionate love.
Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he had only eight hours of
life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one
more time before I die."
She agreed, than afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head.
He tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four
hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to get up in
the morning...You don't!!!
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Topic: Last Requests (Read 489 times)