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Helping a Friend
« on: July 29, 2017, 04:36:09 PM »

Helping a friend......
I'm reaching out because a friend of mine needs some help !!!!

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help
him get an erection.

When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Anyway, he's now looking for a place to live.

Can you help him ????
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Re: Helping a Friend
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2017, 05:38:44 PM »

I hope by the time he gets home she lost some weight...
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Re: Helping a Friend
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2017, 06:36:00 PM »

My friend,...his wife sent his to the Dr. to see about getting some help with that. The wife comes home for lunch and catches him in bed going at it with the neighbors' 28 year old daughter.

She says, "What is this?"
He says, "Just following doctors orders."
She says, "What are you talking about?"
He says, "I asked the doctor if he could recommend anything to help with my erection. The doctor said Cialis. Honey, you remember Alice."
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Re: Helping a Friend
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2017, 06:05:29 AM »

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