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Egg Timer
« on: February 13, 2018, 10:52:31 AM »

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


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Re: Egg Timer
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2018, 01:57:33 PM »

Ouch!!   :worthless:
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Re: Egg Timer
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2018, 05:57:49 PM »

reminds me of this old commercial:

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Re: Egg Timer
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 07:50:32 PM »

Haha.. must have been very soft boiled eggs.
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Re: Egg Timer
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 07:52:03 PM »

reminds me of this old commercial:



Haha.. that microwave is defective. It's counting up rather than down :)
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Re: Egg Timer
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2018, 12:10:10 PM »

Is there a problem. When I'm done I'm done...
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Re: Egg Timer
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2018, 10:18:03 PM »

Was it a two minute egg, or three?  Hey, 50% difference... :huepfenlol2:
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