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Women, as explained by Engineers
« on: March 01, 2007, 03:09:48 PM »

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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 03:15:13 PM »

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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 03:38:10 PM »

You going somewhere you might regret!! But since you opened the door!!!

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 03:43:15 PM »

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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 03:43:53 PM »

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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 04:12:20 PM »

See! refer back to words woman use, number 8.


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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 04:25:31 PM »

Are you going buying or shopping?  A question I always ask when my wife wants me to go with her to the store.
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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 04:27:48 PM »

Are you going buying or shopping?  A question I always ask when my wife wants me to go with her to the store.
Wonder what she asks you when you go to the H-D dealer? :oops: :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 05:55:33 PM »

Wonder what she asks you when you go to the H-D dealer? :oops: :huepfenlol2:

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Funny thing Gary, the last three times I have been to the HD shop she has called while I was there.  Mmmm, maybe they have a sixth sense too. :rolleyes2:
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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM »

Funny thing Gary, the last three times I have been to the HD shop she has called while I was there.  Mmmm, maybe they have a sixth sense too. :rolleyes2:
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Re: Women, as explained by Engineers
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 06:13:59 PM »

Roger,
When I got my first Harley I made the mistake of giving the Parts/Service Department my home phone number to contact me. :oops: It only took one time of them calling to let me know my parts had arrived for me to have them use my cell phone number as contact number. 8)

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Busted, I imagine that was a surprise for you.  Honey, I got an interesting call today...................NOT!
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 06:17:41 PM »

Busted, I imagine that was a surprise for you.  Honey, I got an interesting call today...................NOT!
Oh, it wasn't even that subtle. More like.... "What did you buy now? You're always buying stuff for that bike." :sauer005:

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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 06:40:45 PM »

Oh, it wasn't even that subtle. More like.... "What did you buy now? You're always buying stuff for that bike." :sauer005:

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Ah, I see you have very open communication in your house. 

I know exactly what the chance of you winning those discussions are.
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