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[iski]

 

A young woman in a bar flirting with a guy says that she has the cutest tattoo of a mouse.  He asks to see it and she says no she would be embarrassed because it's below her waist.  He keeps on asking so after a few drinks she says ok.  She pulls down the front of her shorts to just above her private parts.  Guy leans over to get a better look and says he doesn't see any mouse tattoo.  The young woman looks down and exclaims - Well the mouse was there this morning, my pussy must have ate it.

[RivRaptor]

A young woman in a bar flirting with a guy says that she has the cutest tattoo of a mouse.  He asks to see it and she says no she would be embarrassed because it's below her waist.  He keeps on asking so after a few drinks she says ok.  She pulls down the front of her shorts to just above her private parts.  Guy leans over to get a better look and says he doesn't see any mouse tattoo.  The young woman looks down and exclaims - Well the mouse was there this morning, my pussy must have ate it.

Had an old girlfriend many years ago pull this joke on a Young Japanese (kind of shy) Sushi Chef.  Each time she would move her belt line down a little bit more he would lean more and more over the counter till she had him locked, then she popped the punchline!  Man she got him good! He almost fell over!  Good times

[iski]

Had an old girlfriend many years ago pull this joke on a Young Japanese (kind of shy) Sushi Chef.  Each time she would move her belt line down a little bit more he would lean more and more over the counter till she had him locked, then she popped the punchline!  Man she got him good! He almost fell over!  Good times

    Have seen it done that way.  Pants get lower, guy leans closer & closer.