3 Kids Fishing
> Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
> fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
> fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
> kids
> whatever they wanted.
> The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland'
> Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
> airplane.'
> The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's shoes.'
> Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
> them!'
> The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
> and stereo headset!'
>
>
> Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look
> like you're handicapped.'
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> The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
> drowning!