A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had
not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was
afraid she might have
something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the
medical expertise of
the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon
entering the
examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman
did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery
reery fass to odderside
of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass
back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your
probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why
you not haf sex or
dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.
Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your a$$.
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