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[The Bolvine Gigolo!]

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself.  It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beertits," he sa i d.