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Hot Springs, Arkansas 1773
Paint Problems 2006 1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley 1559
CVO Pets 1504
Obama.............1427
NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D
Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!
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Hot Springs, Arkansas SITE GATHERING
Paint Problems 2006 Technical discussing
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley SITE GATHERING
CVO Pets A bikers best friend
Obama............. aint gonna touch this one
NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D
Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Technicalities there Obi 1! But not TECHNICAL!!! Not one Model, even FD's! Not one TC, Evo, Intake, Suspension, etc. Thread!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
Plus, I never expected a real answer anyway!!! Just for chits and giggles!!! Otherwise I would'a put it in General CVO Discussion! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on. But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.
andwe allmost of us like fart jokes...
. . .
Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Little Howie was sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher said "the word for the day is 'definitely.' Someone use it in a sentence please.
Little Howie raises his hands and jumps up and down. A little worriedly the teacher finally says "ok, Howie?"
The teacher is even more worried when little Howie asks her "Mrs. Miller; are farts lumpy?"
"No," said Mrs. Miller, "and remember the word for the day is definitely. You need to use it in a sentence."
"Ok" said Little Howie, "then I definitely just crapped my pants."
It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on. But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.
Howie walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at Howie, "Did you
see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie, "he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
Howie finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and
leaves.
Two weeks later Howie is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Howie is finishing
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did just now?"
"No, what?" said Howie.
"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie. "He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to $h!t that cue ball out, he measures everything first now."
Looks like we're off to a good start! :huepfenlol2: :huepfenjump3: :2vrolijk_21:
Yeap, the fun keeps going! Like the Obama............. one, where everyone is tearing each other apart! Man, now that's some entertaining chit!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
And as they say Brian, measure twice, cut once!!! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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A guy's walking down the street and sees Howie smoking a cigarette leaning on his SERK.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Howie looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?"
Howie says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Howie says, "Right after the first time I got laid. The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?" Howie says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."
Florida Marine pulls up to a toll booth on his gold SERK. Toll collector says, "Two dollars". FM says, "Sold!"
One Sunday Howie walks into church and sits down in the front row.
Howie and Don are standing on top of a hill watching a bunch of cheerleaders working out at the bottom of the hill.
Howie says...lets run down the hill and service one of the cheerleaders....
Don says...lets walk down the hill and service all of them :coolblue:
One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one. Then he brought home a Thruxton.
Binx gutted him a like a fish.
:o
Hey man, that fairy tale gives us kids NIGHTMARES!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one. Then he brought home a Thruxton.
Binx gutted him a like a fish.
:o
I love happy endings! :P
I love happy endings! :P
Yeah, but they ALL have to live happily ever after!!! ::) :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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says who? ???
I love happy endings too! Don't we all! ::) ;D ;)
Yeah, but they ALL have to live happily ever after!!! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Tell that to Disney or the brothers Grimm. Fairy tales be some gory stories man. You best be watching anything you don't want cut.
One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one. Then he brought home a Thruxton.
Binx gutted him a like a fish.
:o
HeHeHe!!! Dueling Threads!!!
Der Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner!!! ;D ;D ;D
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only a little ???
Crap, I can't stay and play. Bye guys.
Binx, don't be too mean.
(But a little is just fine.)
only a little ???
Ah, screw it. Go for the GUSTO!
then he could be castrated like Miker!!
:orange: :huepfenjump3: You're the BEST! :pineapple: :2vrolijk_21:
HUGS!!
(but now I really gotta go!)
Hey Jarhead, this previous post goes for you too!!! :o
And I quote:
"Hey wiseass! Didn't I ask you this once before? :confused5:
WTH's SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY?????" :o :D ;)
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depends - you did buy me lunch... But in 40 almost 41 years of existence I have learned not to piss off da wimins...
Binx don't forget to put plastic down before the "Guttin'" begins. No reason to ruin a good rug. ;)
That is EXCELLENT advice Ed, Thanks! :P
Binx don't forget to put plastic down before the "Guttin'" begins. No reason to ruin a good rug. ;)
Who you kidding? You'll do it in the garage, right in front of my other girls! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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We're here for you! Remember this thread has lots of helpful advice...
EVEN BETTER!
Who you kidding? You'll do it in the garage, right in front of my other girls! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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Love ya Man! ;)
Of course;
It might be easier to hose off the floor out there. Do you have floor drains?? ???
Damn Binx, you'll have to call the whole thing off now!!! NO FLOOR DRAINS!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
Thanks Ed! I think I'm safe now! :D
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not to worry here's how they go in...
I thought you were a freakin electrician, not a plumber!!! Hey man, stick to your trade!!! This is a union shop!!! :P ;D ;)
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Ain't there a GD biker in the house gonna come help me here????? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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didnt this all start with you accusing this of being a non MC site. now you want tus to jump to your defense
:oops:
Ain't there a GD biker in the house gonna come help me here????? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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didnt this all start with you accusing this of being a non MC site. now you want tus to jump to your defense
:oops:
No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
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:earmuffs: you say something?
Did you call me crazy? :freak:
Ummm, did I do that? Ummm................................NEVERMIND!!! ::) ::) ::)
:rolleyes2: wut?
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Howie seeing that Binx will be staying at Neals, without you, you are more then welcome here, where it's safe. ;)
Damn Binx, you'll have to call the whole thing off now!!! NO FLOOR DRAINS!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
Thanks Ed! I think I'm safe now! :D
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TwoLaneBluesRider, Florida Marine, Binx and Howie are sitting at a bar. Howie decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.
So, Florida Marine says, "I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of sound."
Then Binx says, "Well I think I got you beat on that one! I think lightning is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of light and sound."
And TwoLaneRider says, "Well I believe I have both of you beat. The brain is the fastest thing in the world, because whenever you need something, it is right there for you."
Finally Howie clearly states, "Well I have got you all beat! I think the anal sphincter muscle is the fastest thing in the world."
TwoLane, FM and Binx say, "Really? Why's that?" :nixweiss:
And Howie says, "Well I was on a Concord Jet, it got struck by lightning, and I didn't know what to do ... so I $h!t my pants!" :shocked2:
I just split my spleen :ROFLOL:
Howie and Don are standing on top of a hill watching a bunch of cheerleaders working out at the bottom of the hill.
Howie says...lets run down the hill and service one of the cheerleaders....Don says...lets walk down the hill and service all of them :coolblue:
Yuk! Are there floor drains in your office... :nervous: ;)
no, is that a problem? :puke:
Only if you're wearing open toe shoes.... ;D
It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on. But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.
And isn't that what this site is really about? :)
Damn she's smart. :drink:
Was there ever any doubt? :huepfenlol2:
Nope, not a bit.
You know the real reason you guys are such excellent cohabitants? Terry gets to avoid being picked on for marrying up so far :huepfenlol2: .
I'm stepping away from the keyboard. >:( You're not allowed to pick on Terry.
(sorry TC, couldn't help it :drink: )
Uh oh, now Toby will really get taught bad things to say about me :o .
In case you didn't notice, I've been away from the keyboard for about 10 minutes...lessons have begun! :D
uh oh..... :oops:
(I'm in deep doo doo now...)
Badass Biker Howie wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Howie looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table, eating.
Howie asks, "Daughter, what happened last night?"
His daughter says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Badass Howie asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Binx dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!" ;)
Little Howie and His Goldfish:lolk:
One day Little Howie is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Howie replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Howie shouts back, "That's because he's inside your phucking cat!"
Little Howie went to work with his daddy on "Take your son to work day." His daddy worked at the Harley Davidson Motor Company. A man in a nice suit asked Little Howie what he thought of his daddy's nice company.
Little Howie's daddy got fired ??? .
I'm starting to think I'm need of a name change :2vrolijk_02:
I'm starting to think I'm need of a name change :2vrolijk_02:Naaaaa, that's why you got the 'good' Howie connotation.. ;)...no worries, man! :huepfenlol2: har! spyder
Lil Howie thinks you guys are all WEIRD!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;) ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Lil Howie thinks you guys are all WEIRD!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;) ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Millions & millions of tires on the road - car tires, bike tires, truck tires, trailer tires. Millions & millions of miles ridden on those tires - tires wearing out all the time.
Why aren't there piles of tire tread rubber on the sides of the road? Where does it all go? Huh?
Huh?
:nixweiss:
Millions & millions of tires on the road - car tires, bike tires, truck tires, trailer tires. Millions & millions of miles ridden on those tires - tires wearing out all the time.
Why aren't there piles of tire tread rubber on the sides of the road? Where does it all go? Huh?
Huh?
:nixweiss:
It's turned into magical, invisible HP iski!!! :o ??? ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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The short answer is that the rubber that is left on the road is broken down by Ultra violet light.
Ed
Thanks. My Ultra only has red, amber, & a regular headlight, Ed. I am not going to put any violet lights on my Ultra even if they do break down rubber.
Note to self: Do not park near any blacklights.
;)
Thanks. My Ultra only has red, amber, & a regular headlight, Ed. I am not going to put any violet lights on my Ultra even if they do break down rubber.
Note to self: Do not park near any blacklights.
;)
Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!
2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter 3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here 2759
Friday Beer Thread 2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter 2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008 1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas 1773
Paint Problems 2006 1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley 1559
CVO Pets 1504
Obama.............1427
NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D
Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hoist! 8)
this from the guy who started a thread about "show me your operation scars?" ;D
Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!
2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter 3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here 2759
Friday Beer Thread 2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter 2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008 1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas 1773
Paint Problems 2006 1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley 1559
CVO Pets 1504
Obama.............1427
NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D
Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hoist! 8)
You know what's even funnier Howie ? :huepfenjump3: :huepfenlol2:
Check how many of the moderators posted on all those non motorcycle threads :oops:
B B
HeHe!!! Until this one! ::) ;D ;)
http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=28833.msg469122#msg469122
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I parked next to some blacklights once, ate the tires right off my bike while I was eating
PIE! :oops:
Mike
:drink:
Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No a ROADKING with NY plates. Someday I'll get even! ;D
The things I learn when I read here are astounding. I bet those blacklights were on an.....
ULTRA!
Anyway, the best threads here are about beer, babes, bikes, and beer, and stuff, and beer mostly.
;D
No a ROADKING with NY plates. Someday I'll get even! ;D
Mike
:drink:
An RK with VIOLET lights?Only once.
Now that's something you don't see very often.