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[Hoist!]

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  2759
Friday Beer Thread  2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas  1773
Paint Problems 2006  1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  1559
CVO Pets  1504
Obama.............1427

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here?

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!!

Hoist!

[Sean M Cary]

I see we need to work on the Beer Thread, I am going there to post gratuitous boob pics!

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  2759
Friday Beer Thread  2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas  1773
Paint Problems 2006  1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  1559
CVO Pets  1504
Obama.............1427

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here?

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!!

Hoist!

[naitram]

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  SITE GATHERING
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  Many old school MC photos
Friday Beer Thread  What bikers dont like beer
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  SITE GATHERING
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  SITE GATHERING
Hot Springs, Arkansas  SITE GATHERING
Paint Problems 2006  Technical discussing
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  SITE GATHERING
CVO Pets  A bikers best friend
Obama............. aint gonna touch this one

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here?

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!!

Hoist!

[Hoist!]

Technicalities there Obi 1! But not TECHNICAL!!! Not one Model, even FD's! Not one TC, Evo, Intake, Suspension, etc. Thread!!!

Plus, I never expected a real answer anyway!!! Just for chits and giggles!!! Otherwise I would'a put it in General CVO Discussion!

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[naitram]

plenty of technical discussing in the beer thread 

[Twolanerider]

Technicalities there Obi 1! But not TECHNICAL!!! Not one Model, even FD's! Not one TC, Evo, Intake, Suspension, etc. Thread!!!

Plus, I never expected a real answer anyway!!! Just for chits and giggles!!! Otherwise I would'a put it in General CVO Discussion!

Hoist!

It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on.  But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.

[BIGDOG]

What are you crying about, you know we would PM you if we had a serious technical motorcycle question. 

[Sean M Cary]

It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on.  But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.

and we all most of us like fart jokes...

[Twolanerider]

and we all most of us like fart jokes...

Little Howie was sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher said "the word for the day is 'definitely.'  Someone use it in a sentence please.

Little Howie raises his hands and jumps up and down.  A little worriedly the teacher finally says "ok, Howie?"

The teacher is even more worried when little Howie asks her "Mrs. Miller; are farts lumpy?"

"No," said Mrs. Miller, "and remember the word for the day is definitely.  You need to use it in a sentence." 

"Ok" said Little Howie, "then I definitely just crapped my pants."

[110tHunDer]

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Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!!

Hoist!

Little Howie was sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher said "the word for the day is 'definitely.'  Someone use it in a sentence please.

Little Howie raises his hands and jumps up and down.  A little worriedly the teacher finally says "ok, Howie?"

The teacher is even more worried when little Howie asks her "Mrs. Miller; are farts lumpy?"

"No," said Mrs. Miller, "and remember the word for the day is definitely.  You need to use it in a sentence." 

"Ok" said Little Howie, "then I definitely just crapped my pants."

Looks like we're off to a good start!

[HogBreath]

A guy's walking down the street and sees Howie smoking a cigarette leaning on his SERK.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Howie looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?"
Howie says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Howie says, "Right after the first time I got laid. The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?" Howie says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

[Special_Ed]

Badass Biker Howie wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Howie looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table, eating.

Howie asks, "Daughter, what happened last night?"

His daughter says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Howie asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Binx dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"   

[Hoist!]

 

I love these bedtime stories!!!

I'm gonna sleep great tonight!!!

Hoist!

[110tHunDer]

 
Howie walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at Howie, "Did you
see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie, "he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

Howie finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and
leaves.

Two weeks later Howie is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Howie is finishing
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.


Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did  just now?"

"No, what?" said Howie.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie. "He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to $h!t that cue ball out, he measures everything first now."

[Jock]

LOL on the 2