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You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« on: August 27, 2008, 06:09:54 PM »

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  2759
Friday Beer Thread  2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas  1773
Paint Problems 2006  1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  1559
CVO Pets  1504
Obama.............1427

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 06:14:43 PM »

I see we need to work on the Beer Thread, I am going there to post gratuitous boob pics!

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  2759
Friday Beer Thread  2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas  1773
Paint Problems 2006  1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  1559
CVO Pets  1504
Obama.............1427

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 06:18:55 PM »

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  SITE GATHERING
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  Many old school MC photos
Friday Beer Thread  What bikers dont like beer
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  SITE GATHERING
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  SITE GATHERING
Hot Springs, Arkansas  SITE GATHERING
Paint Problems 2006  Technical discussing
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  SITE GATHERING
CVO Pets  A bikers best friend
Obama............. aint gonna touch this one

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 06:23:35 PM »



Technicalities there Obi 1! But not TECHNICAL!!! Not one Model, even FD's! Not one TC, Evo, Intake, Suspension, etc. Thread!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

Plus, I never expected a real answer anyway!!! Just for chits and giggles!!! Otherwise I would'a put it in General CVO Discussion! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 06:27:51 PM »

plenty of technical discussing in the beer thread  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 08:08:18 PM »

Technicalities there Obi 1! But not TECHNICAL!!! Not one Model, even FD's! Not one TC, Evo, Intake, Suspension, etc. Thread!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

Plus, I never expected a real answer anyway!!! Just for chits and giggles!!! Otherwise I would'a put it in General CVO Discussion! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 08:22:21 PM »

What are you crying about, you know we would PM you if we had a serious technical motorcycle question.  :nixweiss: 8)
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 08:25:27 PM »

It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on.  But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.

and we all most of us like fart jokes...
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 08:33:02 PM »

and we all most of us like fart jokes...


Little Howie was sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher said "the word for the day is 'definitely.'  Someone use it in a sentence please.

Little Howie raises his hands and jumps up and down.  A little worriedly the teacher finally says "ok, Howie?"

The teacher is even more worried when little Howie asks her "Mrs. Miller; are farts lumpy?"

"No," said Mrs. Miller, "and remember the word for the day is definitely.  You need to use it in a sentence." 

"Ok" said Little Howie, "then I definitely just crapped my pants."
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 09:00:48 PM »

. . .

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Little Howie was sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher said "the word for the day is 'definitely.'  Someone use it in a sentence please.

Little Howie raises his hands and jumps up and down.  A little worriedly the teacher finally says "ok, Howie?"

The teacher is even more worried when little Howie asks her "Mrs. Miller; are farts lumpy?"

"No," said Mrs. Miller, "and remember the word for the day is definitely.  You need to use it in a sentence." 

"Ok" said Little Howie, "then I definitely just crapped my pants."

Looks like we're off to a good start! :huepfenlol2: :huepfenjump3: :2vrolijk_21:
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 09:11:21 PM »

A guy's walking down the street and sees Howie smoking a cigarette leaning on his SERK.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Howie looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?"
Howie says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Howie says, "Right after the first time I got laid. The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?" Howie says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 09:36:18 PM »

Badass Biker Howie wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Howie looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table, eating.

Howie asks, "Daughter, what happened last night?"

His daughter says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Howie asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Binx dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"   ;)
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 09:50:59 PM »

 :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

I love these bedtime stories!!! :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub:

I'm gonna sleep great tonight!!! :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2008, 09:53:01 PM »

 
Howie walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at Howie, "Did you
see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie, "he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

Howie finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and
leaves.

Two weeks later Howie is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Howie is finishing
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.


Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did  just now?"

"No, what?" said Howie.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie. "He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to $h!t that cue ball out, he measures everything first now."
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2008, 10:12:00 PM »

LOL on the 2
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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 12:43:58 AM »

It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on.  But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.

Yeap, the fun keeps going! Like the Obama............. one, where everyone is tearing each other apart! Man, now that's some entertaining chit!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

And as they say Brian, measure twice, cut once!!! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2008, 12:53:25 AM »


Howie walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at Howie, "Did you
see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie, "he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

Howie finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and
leaves.

Two weeks later Howie is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Howie is finishing
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.


Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did  just now?"

"No, what?" said Howie.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Howie. "He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to $h!t that cue ball out, he measures everything first now."


Now that's some funny chit, right there.... :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2008, 05:02:40 AM »

So now Howie walks around with a micrometer.  :nixweiss:
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2008, 06:19:02 AM »

Looks like we're off to a good start! :huepfenlol2: :huepfenjump3: :2vrolijk_21:


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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 07:52:23 AM »

Yeap, the fun keeps going! Like the Obama............. one, where everyone is tearing each other apart! Man, now that's some entertaining chit!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

And as they say Brian, measure twice, cut once!!! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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chit, I have cut my running lite wires twice already and they are still short.   :zwtf:
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2008, 09:34:15 AM »

Howie was removing a cylinder head from the motor of his SERK when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his garage. Howie shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Howie working on the motorcycle. Howie straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

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"Try doing it with the engine running!"
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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2008, 09:46:43 AM »

One Sunday Howie walks into church and sits down in the front row. As the preacher is beginning his sermon, the devil suddenly appears at the altar. The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, flee the church in terror, all except for this one old biker in the front row.

The devil notices Howie still in the church and walks down from the altar to confront him. He roars at him, "Do you know who I am?"

"Why of course I know who you are," Howie calmly replies. "You're Satan."

"And you're not afraid of me like the others?" the devil asks somewhat miffed.

To which Howie replies, "No. Why should I be? I was married to your sister for the 20 years."
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2008, 09:52:05 AM »

Florida Marine pulls up to a toll booth on his gold SERK. Toll collector says, "Two dollars". FM says, "Sold!"
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2008, 10:13:54 AM »

I bet in about 2 months this thread will be the biggest on the site .... 
Reverse psychology by Hoist .. :2vrolijk_21:
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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2008, 10:26:42 AM »

A guy's walking down the street and sees Howie smoking a cigarette leaning on his SERK.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Howie looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?"
Howie says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Howie says, "Right after the first time I got laid. The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?" Howie says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."



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« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2008, 10:27:06 AM »

I've been trying to keep this secret but the Obama and McCain threads are really getting me fired up so it's time to do something.  My platform is beer for all and covered parking at all GTG's!

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Florida Marine pulls up to a toll booth on his gold SERK. Toll collector says, "Two dollars". FM says, "Sold!"

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« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2008, 11:09:40 AM »

One Sunday Howie walks into church and sits down in the front row.

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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2008, 11:12:04 AM »

Howie and Don are standing on top of a hill watching a bunch of cheerleaders working out at the bottom of the hill.

Howie says...lets run down the hill and service one of the cheerleaders....

Don says...lets walk down the hill and service all of them :coolblue:
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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2008, 11:52:26 AM »

Howie and Don are standing on top of a hill watching a bunch of cheerleaders working out at the bottom of the hill.

Howie says...lets run down the hill and service one of the cheerleaders....

Don says...lets walk down the hill and service all of them :coolblue:


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I'm really glad I started this! It's developing quite nicely for a non-motorcycle, non-technical thread! (well, youze did mention the word biker here and there ::)) But this is officially the new anti-political thread now!!! FTP, FTD, FTR!!! (I assume you can figgur out the P, D, and R by now!) :o :nixweiss: ;)

And I'm really digging the stories! I've actually participated in some of em (especially the Devil one :vrolijk27:)! Keep em coming! But not pics! NO DOCUMENTATION!!! What goes on in this thread, stays in this thread!!! ;D ;D ;D

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One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one.  Then he brought home a Thruxton. 

Binx gutted him a like a fish.

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One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one.  Then he brought home a Thruxton. 

Binx gutted him a like a fish.

               :o

Hey man, that fairy tale gives us kids NIGHTMARES!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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Hey man, that fairy tale gives us kids NIGHTMARES!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one.  Then he brought home a Thruxton. 

Binx gutted him a like a fish.

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I love happy endings!  :P


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I love happy endings!  :P

I love happy endings too! Don't we all! ::) ;D ;)

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Yeah, but they ALL have to live happily ever after!!! ::) :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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I love happy endings too! Don't we all! ::) ;D ;)

Yeah, but they ALL have to live happily ever after!!! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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Tell that to Disney or the brothers Grimm.  Fairy tales be some gory stories man.  You best be watching anything you don't want cut.
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Tell that to Disney or the brothers Grimm.  Fairy tales be some gory stories man.  You best be watching anything you don't want cut.

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HeHeHe!!! Dueling Threads!!!

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« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2008, 03:35:38 PM »


One day little Howie brought home his fifth motorcycle and promised to sell one.  Then he brought home a Thruxton. 

Binx gutted him a like a fish.

               :o

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HeHeHe!!! Dueling Threads!!!

Der Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Crap, I can't stay and play.  Bye guys. 

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Crap, I can't stay and play.  Bye guys. 

Binx, don't be too mean.

(But a little is just fine.)
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only a little  ???


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Ah, screw it.  Go for the GUSTO!

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then he could be castrated like Miker!!

Hey Jarhead, this previous post goes for you too!!! :o

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:orange:  :huepfenjump3: You're the BEST!  :pineapple: :2vrolijk_21:


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HUGS!!



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Hey Jarhead, this previous post goes for you too!!! :o

And I quote:

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depends - you did buy me lunch...  But in 40 almost 41 years of existence I have learned not to piss off da wimins...

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Binx don't forget to put plastic down before the "Guttin'" begins. No reason to ruin a good rug. ;)
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Binx don't forget to put plastic down before the "Guttin'" begins. No reason to ruin a good rug. ;)

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That is EXCELLENT advice Ed, Thanks!  :P

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Binx don't forget to put plastic down before the "Guttin'" begins. No reason to ruin a good rug. ;)

Who you kidding? You'll do it in the garage, right in front of my other girls! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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Who you kidding? You'll do it in the garage, right in front of my other girls! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2008, 03:47:04 PM »

We're here for you! Remember this thread has lots of helpful advice...

Ed, need I make a special post, quoting an earlier post, just for you too? :o :P ;D ;)

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« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2008, 03:48:25 PM »

Who you kidding? You'll do it in the garage, right in front of my other girls! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2008, 03:50:04 PM »

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Love ya Man! ;)

Of course;
It might be easier to hose off the floor out there. Do you have floor drains?? ???

Damn Binx, you'll have to call the whole thing off now!!! NO FLOOR DRAINS!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:


















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« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2008, 03:52:19 PM »

and these could be useful....
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Damn Binx, you'll have to call the whole thing off now!!! NO FLOOR DRAINS!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:


















Thanks Ed! I think I'm safe now! :D

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« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2008, 03:53:41 PM »

not to worry here's how they go in...
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« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2008, 03:54:08 PM »

Ain't there a GD biker in the house gonna come help me here????? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2008, 03:55:06 PM »

not to worry here's how they go in...

I thought you were a freakin electrician, not a plumber!!! Hey man, stick to your trade!!! This is a union shop!!! :P ;D ;)

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« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2008, 04:03:19 PM »

I thought you were a freakin electrician, not a plumber!!! Hey man, stick to your trade!!! This is a union shop!!! :P ;D ;)

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« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2008, 04:04:02 PM »

Ain't there a GD biker in the house gonna come help me here????? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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didnt this all start with you accusing this of being a non MC site. now you want tus to jump to your defense
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« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2008, 04:04:55 PM »

didnt this all start with you accusing this of being a non MC site. now you want tus to jump to your defense
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« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2008, 04:08:24 PM »

Ain't there a GD biker in the house gonna come help me here????? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2008, 04:12:12 PM »

didnt this all start with you accusing this of being a non MC site. now you want tus to jump to your defense
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No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2008, 04:13:37 PM »

No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2008, 04:14:34 PM »

No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2008, 04:15:00 PM »

No silly, I was just wondering where all the TECHNICAL motorcyle posts are!!! Not to get torn apart by a head spinning, pea soup flinging, crazy lady!!! And youze are all backing HER!!! Where's the love man?? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

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« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2008, 04:16:15 PM »

:earmuffs:  you say something?

Why yes I did there sonny boy! I said:

"What do we want? What do we want? We just wanna be free! Free to ride our machines! Free to ride our machines, and not be hassled by the man! And we wanna get loaded!!!" :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub:

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« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2008, 04:16:58 PM »

Did you call me crazy?  :freak:

Ummm, did I do that? Ummm................................NEVERMIND!!! ::) ::) ::)

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« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2008, 05:33:59 PM »

Ummm, did I do that? Ummm................................NEVERMIND!!! ::) ::) ::)

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Howie seeing that Binx will be staying at Neals, without you, you are more then welcome here, where it's safe. ;)

Don't worry Ed, I mastered sleeping with one eye open with the ex!!! I'll catch on again with a little practice!!! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
















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TwoLaneBluesRider, Florida Marine, Binx and Howie are sitting at a bar.  Howie decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.

So, Florida Marine says, "I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of sound."

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TwoLane, FM and Binx say, "Really? Why's that?" :nixweiss:

And Howie says, "Well I was on a Concord Jet, it got struck by lightning, and I didn't know what to do ... so I $h!t my pants!" :shocked2:
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« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2008, 11:46:01 PM »

Damn Binx, you'll have to call the whole thing off now!!! NO FLOOR DRAINS!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

Thanks Ed! I think I'm safe now! :D

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TwoLaneBluesRider, Florida Marine, Binx and Howie are sitting at a bar.  Howie decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.

So, Florida Marine says, "I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of sound."

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Finally Howie clearly states, "Well I have got you all beat! I think the anal sphincter muscle is the fastest thing in the world."

TwoLane, FM and Binx say, "Really? Why's that?" :nixweiss:

And Howie says, "Well I was on a Concord Jet, it got struck by lightning, and I didn't know what to do ... so I $h!t my pants!" :shocked2:


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« Reply #83 on: August 29, 2008, 09:35:05 AM »

I just split my spleen  :ROFLOL:

Yuk! Are there floor drains in your office... :nervous:   ;)
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« Reply #84 on: August 29, 2008, 09:40:07 AM »

Howie and Don are standing on top of a hill watching a bunch of cheerleaders working out at the bottom of the hill.

Howie says...lets run down the hill and service one of the cheerleaders....
Don says...lets walk down the hill and service all of them :coolblue:

No...Howie says, "Leave me alone, I'm married".   ;)  ;D

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Yuk! Are there floor drains in your office... :nervous:   ;)

no, is that a problem?  :puke:
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« Reply #86 on: August 29, 2008, 11:01:37 AM »

no, is that a problem?  :puke:

Only if you're wearing open toe shoes.... ;D
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Only if you're wearing open toe shoes.... ;D

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« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2008, 06:39:12 PM »

It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on.  But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.


And isn't that what this site is really about?   :)
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« Reply #89 on: August 30, 2008, 06:43:35 PM »


And isn't that what this site is really about?   :)

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« Reply #90 on: August 30, 2008, 06:45:11 PM »

Damn she's smart.   :drink:


Was there ever any doubt?   :huepfenlol2:
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« Reply #91 on: August 30, 2008, 06:48:22 PM »


Was there ever any doubt?   :huepfenlol2:



Nope, not a bit. 

You know the real reason you guys are such excellent cohabitants?  Terry gets to avoid being picked on for marrying up so far :huepfenlol2: .









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« Reply #92 on: August 30, 2008, 06:54:30 PM »


Nope, not a bit. 

You know the real reason you guys are such excellent cohabitants?  Terry gets to avoid being picked on for marrying up so far :huepfenlol2: .


I'm stepping away from the keyboard.   >:(    You're not allowed to pick on Terry. 







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« Reply #94 on: August 30, 2008, 07:06:29 PM »


Uh oh, now Toby will really get taught bad things to say about me :o .


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In case you didn't notice, I've been away from the keyboard for about 10 minutes...lessons have begun!   :D


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« Reply #96 on: August 30, 2008, 07:34:15 PM »


uh oh.....  :oops:



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« Reply #97 on: August 30, 2008, 09:47:59 PM »

Thanks guys for my daily laugh today, it was worth viewing this thread.
2lnrdr, as usual, you are in your top form. :coolblue:
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« Reply #98 on: August 30, 2008, 10:00:11 PM »

Badass Biker Howie wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Howie looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table, eating.

Howie asks, "Daughter, what happened last night?"

His daughter says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Howie asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Binx dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"   ;)


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« Reply #99 on: August 31, 2008, 09:52:58 AM »

Little Howie and His Goldfish
One day Little Howie is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Howie replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Howie shouts back, "That's because he's inside your phucking cat!"
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« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2008, 09:55:05 AM »

Little Howie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"
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« Reply #101 on: August 31, 2008, 10:05:55 AM »

Little Howie and His Goldfish
One day Little Howie is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Howie replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Howie shouts back, "That's because he's inside your phucking cat!"

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« Reply #102 on: August 31, 2008, 12:45:03 PM »

Little Howie went to work with his daddy on "Take your son to work day."  His daddy worked at the Harley Davidson Motor Company.  A man in a nice suit asked Little Howie what he thought of his daddy's nice company.

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« Reply #103 on: August 31, 2008, 12:47:47 PM »

Little Howie went to work with his daddy on "Take your son to work day."  His daddy worked at the Harley Davidson Motor Company.  A man in a nice suit asked Little Howie what he thought of his daddy's nice company.

Little Howie's daddy got fired ??? .

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« Reply #104 on: August 31, 2008, 03:09:59 PM »

Howie goes home drunk and as he walks through the door, he sees Binx all fired up so he tries to save his neck:

Howie: Honey, I've decided to keep only one bike and sell all the rest and I will not modify the one I keep, ever.
Binx: But honey, I just paid for a 2009 SEEG for you and they are delivering it tomorrow.  Are you sure?
Howie: You're bull chitting me, aren't you?
Binx: Yes, but you started it.   


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I'm starting to think I'm need of a name change  :2vrolijk_02:
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« Reply #106 on: August 31, 2008, 06:46:11 PM »

I'm starting to think I'm need of a name change  :2vrolijk_02:

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I'm starting to think I'm need of a name change  :2vrolijk_02:
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« Reply #108 on: October 20, 2008, 01:19:19 AM »

Lil Howie thinks you guys are all WEIRD!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;) ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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« Reply #109 on: October 20, 2008, 11:13:25 AM »

Lil Howie thinks you guys are all WEIRD!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;) ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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« Reply #110 on: October 20, 2008, 11:30:59 AM »

Lil Howie thinks you guys are all WEIRD!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;) ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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« Reply #111 on: October 20, 2008, 11:46:55 AM »

Millions & millions of tires on the road - car tires, bike tires, truck tires, trailer tires.  Millions & millions of miles ridden on those tires - tires wearing out all the time.

Why aren't there piles of tire tread rubber on the sides of the road?  Where does it all go?  Huh?   


Huh?


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« Reply #112 on: October 20, 2008, 11:51:57 AM »

Millions & millions of tires on the road - car tires, bike tires, truck tires, trailer tires.  Millions & millions of miles ridden on those tires - tires wearing out all the time.

Why aren't there piles of tire tread rubber on the sides of the road?  Where does it all go?  Huh?   


Huh?


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It's turned into magical, invisible HP iski!!! :o ??? ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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« Reply #113 on: October 20, 2008, 11:55:48 AM »

Millions & millions of tires on the road - car tires, bike tires, truck tires, trailer tires.  Millions & millions of miles ridden on those tires - tires wearing out all the time.

Why aren't there piles of tire tread rubber on the sides of the road?  Where does it all go?  Huh?   


Huh?


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The short answer is that the rubber that is left on the road is broken down by Ultra violet light.

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« Reply #114 on: October 20, 2008, 12:04:22 PM »

It's turned into magical, invisible HP iski!!! :o ??? ;D ;D ;D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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Good news for me, Howie!  I go through 2 rear tires & a front tire (at least) each year.  My bikes will dyno at 140 invisible HP sometime in the next year or 2 probably. :huepfenlol2:

Noticed this standing around shops & garages & all for years - riders lots of times inflate their actual HP by 10-25% or sometimes by  :confused5: :confused5: unreal numbers.  That must be the magical invisible kind of HP that cannot be dynoed. 

So more torque comes from the used oil or burnt down brake pads?   :nixweiss:

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« Reply #115 on: October 20, 2008, 12:09:20 PM »

The short answer is that the rubber that is left on the road is broken down by Ultra violet light.

Ed

Thanks. My Ultra only has red, amber, & a regular headlight, Ed.  I am not going to put any violet lights on my Ultra even if they do break down rubber.



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« Reply #116 on: October 20, 2008, 12:24:18 PM »

Thanks. My Ultra only has red, amber, & a regular headlight, Ed.  I am not going to put any violet lights on my Ultra even if they do break down rubber.



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« Reply #117 on: October 20, 2008, 02:15:12 PM »

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Thanks. My Ultra only has red, amber, & a regular headlight, Ed.  I am not going to put any violet lights on my Ultra even if they do break down rubber.



Note to self:  Do not park near any blacklights.

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« Reply #118 on: October 20, 2008, 02:22:23 PM »

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  2759
Friday Beer Thread  2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  2045
A WESTERN CVO GATHERING, SEDONA, AZ AREA MAY 6-8 2008  1848
Hot Springs, Arkansas  1773
Paint Problems 2006  1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  1559
CVO Pets  1504
Obama.............1427

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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this from the guy who started a thread about "show me your operation scars?" ;D
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« Reply #119 on: October 20, 2008, 02:24:09 PM »

this from the guy who started a thread about "show me your operation scars?" ;D

Oh, I've got plenty of other useless ones too John! But that one was by request!!! ::) ;D ;) :2vrolijk_21:

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« Reply #120 on: October 20, 2008, 02:27:39 PM »

Checking the stats, I found this quite interesting. These are the 10 Ten Threads by Replies!!!

2006 CVO Smoky Mountain Gathering Chatter  3405
Share your funny or inspirational photos here  2759
Friday Beer Thread  2148
2007 Western CVO Owners Rally chatter  2045
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Hot Springs, Arkansas  1773
Paint Problems 2006  1748
September 2008 ride to Maggie Valley  1559
CVO Pets  1504
Obama.............1427

NOT ONE IS A DIRECT MOTORCYCLE TECHNICAL DISCUSSION!!! WTH is going on here? :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D ;D ;D

Oops, I guess this is now another non-motorcycle thread too. Might as well boost it to the top of the heap! Get crackin' gang!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hoist! 8)


You know what's even funnier Howie ?   :huepfenjump3: :huepfenlol2:

Check how many of the moderators posted on all those non motorcycle threads  :oops:

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« Reply #121 on: October 20, 2008, 02:32:36 PM »

You know what's even funnier Howie ?   :huepfenjump3: :huepfenlol2:

Check how many of the moderators posted on all those non motorcycle threads  :oops:

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HeHe!!! Until this one! ::) ;D ;)

http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=28833.msg469122#msg469122

Hoist! 8)
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« Reply #122 on: October 20, 2008, 02:43:45 PM »

HeHe!!! Until this one! ::) ;D ;)

http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=28833.msg469122#msg469122

Hoist! 8)

You said that not me

Nope, wasn't me

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #123 on: October 20, 2008, 05:43:39 PM »

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Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The things I learn when I read here are astounding.  I bet those blacklights were on an.....

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« Reply #124 on: October 20, 2008, 06:59:12 PM »

Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The things I learn when I read here are astounding.  I bet those blacklights were on an.....

ULTRA!




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« Reply #125 on: October 20, 2008, 07:54:59 PM »

any of you guys have a problem with site policy you know how to get a hold of me. mocking it or the moderators in threads is not acceptable and will be considered grounds for banning
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« Reply #126 on: October 20, 2008, 08:44:01 PM »

No a ROADKING with NY plates. Someday I'll get even! ;D
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An RK with VIOLET lights?

Now that's something you don't see very often. 

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« Reply #127 on: October 20, 2008, 09:10:27 PM »

An RK with VIOLET lights?

Now that's something you don't see very often. 


Only once.
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