TwoLaneBluesRider, Florida Marine, Binx and Howie are sitting at a bar. Howie decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.
So, Florida Marine says, "I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of sound."
Then Binx says, "Well I think I got you beat on that one! I think lightning is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of light and sound."
And TwoLaneRider says, "Well I believe I have both of you beat. The brain is the fastest thing in the world, because whenever you need something, it is right there for you."
Finally Howie clearly states, "Well I have got you all beat! I think the anal sphincter muscle is the fastest thing in the world."
TwoLane, FM and Binx say, "Really? Why's that?"
And Howie says, "Well I was on a Concord Jet, it got struck by lightning, and I didn't know what to do ... so I $h!t my pants!"