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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2008, 04:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Florida Marine on August 28, 2008, 04:13:37 PM
:earmuffs:  you say something?

Why yes I did there sonny boy! I said:

"What do we want? What do we want? We just wanna be free! Free to ride our machines! Free to ride our machines, and not be hassled by the man! And we wanna get loaded!!!" :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub: :smilie_staub:

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2008, 04:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Binx on August 28, 2008, 04:15:00 PM
Did you call me crazy?  :freak:

Ummm, did I do that? Ummm................................NEVERMIND!!! ::) ::) ::)

 :rolleyes2: wut?

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2008, 05:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on August 28, 2008, 04:16:58 PM
Ummm, did I do that? Ummm................................NEVERMIND!!! ::) ::) ::)

 :rolleyes2: wut?

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Howie seeing that Binx will be staying at Neals, without you, you are more then welcome here, where it's safe. ;)
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« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2008, 05:47:02 PM »
Quote from: Special_Ed on August 28, 2008, 05:33:59 PM

Howie seeing that Binx will be staying at Neals, without you, you are more then welcome here, where it's safe. ;)

Don't worry Ed, I mastered sleeping with one eye open with the ex!!! I'll catch on again with a little practice!!! :o :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
















If I make it long enough! ;)

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2008, 09:29:20 PM »
 
TwoLaneBluesRider, Florida Marine, Binx and Howie are sitting at a bar.  Howie decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.

So, Florida Marine says, "I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of sound."

Then Binx says, "Well I think I got you beat on that one! I think lightning is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of light and sound."

And TwoLaneRider says, "Well I believe I have both of you beat. The brain is the fastest thing in the world, because whenever you need something, it is right there for you."

Finally Howie clearly states, "Well I have got you all beat! I think the anal sphincter muscle is the fastest thing in the world."

TwoLane, FM and Binx say, "Really? Why's that?" :nixweiss:

And Howie says, "Well I was on a Concord Jet, it got struck by lightning, and I didn't know what to do ... so I $h!t my pants!" :shocked2:
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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2008, 11:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on August 28, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Damn Binx, you'll have to call the whole thing off now!!! NO FLOOR DRAINS!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:

Thanks Ed! I think I'm safe now! :D

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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #81 on: August 29, 2008, 07:48:23 AM »
and don't forget     :worthless:
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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #82 on: August 29, 2008, 09:27:21 AM »
Quote from: 103tHunDer on August 28, 2008, 09:29:20 PM

TwoLaneBluesRider, Florida Marine, Binx and Howie are sitting at a bar.  Howie decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.

So, Florida Marine says, "I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of sound."

Then Binx says, "Well I think I got you beat on that one! I think lightning is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go faster than the speed of light and sound."

And TwoLaneRider says, "Well I believe I have both of you beat. The brain is the fastest thing in the world, because whenever you need something, it is right there for you."

Finally Howie clearly states, "Well I have got you all beat! I think the anal sphincter muscle is the fastest thing in the world."

TwoLane, FM and Binx say, "Really? Why's that?" :nixweiss:

And Howie says, "Well I was on a Concord Jet, it got struck by lightning, and I didn't know what to do ... so I $h!t my pants!" :shocked2:


I just split my spleen  :ROFLOL:
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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #83 on: August 29, 2008, 09:35:05 AM »
Quote from: Binx on August 29, 2008, 09:27:21 AM
I just split my spleen  :ROFLOL:

Yuk! Are there floor drains in your office... :nervous:   ;)
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Re: You Guys Are Weird! Ain't This A Motorcycle Website?
« Reply #84 on: August 29, 2008, 09:40:07 AM »
Quote from: hogasm on August 28, 2008, 11:12:04 AM
Howie and Don are standing on top of a hill watching a bunch of cheerleaders working out at the bottom of the hill.

Howie says...lets run down the hill and service one of the cheerleaders....Don says...lets walk down the hill and service all of them :coolblue:

No...Howie says, "Leave me alone, I'm married".   ;)  ;D

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« Reply #85 on: August 29, 2008, 09:54:38 AM »
Quote from: Special_Ed on August 29, 2008, 09:35:05 AM
Yuk! Are there floor drains in your office... :nervous:   ;)

no, is that a problem?  :puke:
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« Reply #86 on: August 29, 2008, 11:01:37 AM »
Quote from: Binx on August 29, 2008, 09:54:38 AM
no, is that a problem?  :puke:

Only if you're wearing open toe shoes.... ;D
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« Reply #87 on: August 29, 2008, 11:03:35 AM »
Quote from: Special_Ed on August 29, 2008, 11:01:37 AM
Only if you're wearing open toe shoes.... ;D

 :vrolijk27: I am!  :o
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« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2008, 06:39:12 PM »
Quote from: TwoLaneRider on August 27, 2008, 08:08:18 PM
It's because we're so damned good we solve the technical issues that are ours to fix and move on.  But we have so much fun that the fun just keeps on going and going and going and going.


And isn't that what this site is really about?   :)
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« Reply #89 on: August 30, 2008, 06:43:35 PM »
Quote from: harleydiva on August 30, 2008, 06:39:12 PM

And isn't that what this site is really about?   :)

Damn she's smart.   :drink:
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