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[harleydiva]

Damn she's smart.   

Was there ever any doubt?   

[Twolanerider]

Was there ever any doubt?   

Nope, not a bit. 

You know the real reason you guys are such excellent cohabitants?  Terry gets to avoid being picked on for marrying up so far .









(sorry TC, couldn't help it )

[harleydiva]

Nope, not a bit. 

You know the real reason you guys are such excellent cohabitants?  Terry gets to avoid being picked on for marrying up so far .


I'm stepping away from the keyboard.       You're not allowed to pick on Terry. 







(sorry TC, couldn't help it )

[Twolanerider]

Uh oh, now Toby will really get taught bad things to say about me .

[harleydiva]

Uh oh, now Toby will really get taught bad things to say about me .

In case you didn't notice, I've been away from the keyboard for about 10 minutes...lessons have begun!   

[Twolanerider]

In case you didn't notice, I've been away from the keyboard for about 10 minutes...lessons have begun!   

uh oh..... 



(I'm in deep doo doo now...)

[harleydiva]

uh oh..... 



(I'm in deep doo doo now...)

 

[vagabond6542]

Thanks guys for my daily laugh today, it was worth viewing this thread.
2lnrdr, as usual, you are in your top form.

[Vags SO]

Badass Biker Howie wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Howie looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table, eating.

Howie asks, "Daughter, what happened last night?"

His daughter says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Howie asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Binx dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"   

I just love that!!! ROFLMAO!!

[HogBreath]

Little Howie and His Goldfish
One day Little Howie is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Howie replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Howie shouts back, "That's because he's inside your phucking cat!"

[HogBreath]

Little Howie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the friggin difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!

[Sean M Cary]

Little Howie and His Goldfish
One day Little Howie is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Howie replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Howie shouts back, "That's because he's inside your phucking cat!"

[Twolanerider]

Little Howie went to work with his daddy on "Take your son to work day."  His daddy worked at the Harley Davidson Motor Company.  A man in a nice suit asked Little Howie what he thought of his daddy's nice company.

Little Howie's daddy got fired .

[Vags SO]

Little Howie went to work with his daddy on "Take your son to work day."  His daddy worked at the Harley Davidson Motor Company.  A man in a nice suit asked Little Howie what he thought of his daddy's nice company.

Little Howie's daddy got fired .

LOL...poor Howie.. 

[hunter]

Howie goes home drunk and as he walks through the door, he sees Binx all fired up so he tries to save his neck:

Howie: Honey, I've decided to keep only one bike and sell all the rest and I will not modify the one I keep, ever.
Binx: But honey, I just paid for a 2009 SEEG for you and they are delivering it tomorrow.  Are you sure?
Howie: You're bull chitting me, aren't you?
Binx: Yes, but you started it.