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[EZRIDN]

A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed, on
her bed and squealing with delight.  Her husband watches her for a
while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?  
What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care
what you think.  I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor
said that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old!"

Her husband replies, "So, what did he say about your 55-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up!" she replied.

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