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[Texas Fat Boy]

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go on a trip right now."

[grc]

 
That's a good one.

Btw, on a more serious note, why would you want to go to heaven?  None of your friends will be there.

Jerry

[phato1]

That's a good one.

Btw, on a more serious note, why would you want to go to heaven? None of your friends will be there.

Jerry

Ouch...

[lilcoot]

That's a good one.

Btw, on a more serious note, why would you want to go to heaven?  None of your friends will be there.

Jerry

Not only will none of my friends be there, it would be true hell to have to spend eternity with some of the pricks I've met in churches.

My apologies to any Christians who actually live by the teachings of Christ

[D-N-D]

 

[muddypaws]

Good one...

[r0de_runr]

If any of my grade school nuns are there, I don't want to go.  But I hear Marilyn Monroe is in the other place....