> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
> fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to
> good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
> without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
> people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so
> he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone
> stole it.
>
> Caution... They Walk Among Us!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~
> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
> shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
> said... "where???"
>
> They Walk Among Us!!
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him
> up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my
> brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she
> shook her head and sa id, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
>
> They Walk Among Us!!
> ~~~~~~~
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
> got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
> I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
> quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
> They Walk Among Us!!!
> ~~~~~~~~
> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she
> got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but,
> "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
>
> They Walk Among Us!!!!
> ~~~~~~~
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
> through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
>
> They Walk Among Us!!!!!
> ~~~~~~~~
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% di scount....
> (maybe I should have bought 10 cases)
>
> They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
> ~~~~~~~
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
> the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
> up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
> professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane
> arrived yet?"...
>
> They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
> ~~~~~~
> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
> pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
> it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
> responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to
> eat 6 pieces."
>
> Yep, they walk among us
> AND they reproduce!
>
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