#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one
can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Sexy. If you see
him and he is not excited, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good
for anything, but you still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in the hospital dying of nothing
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007... We know exactly
where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we
haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal
immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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