Askhole – someone who constantly asks many stupid, pointless and/or obnoxious questions
BeerBoarding – extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk
Masturdating – going out alone to a movie or dinner
Dudevorce – when two formerly-tight bros end their friendship
Nonversation – a completely worthless conversation that burn time in your life you can never recapture
Cellfish - a person who continues to talk loudly and rudely on their phone interfering with your life space
Bedgasm – that feeling of euphoria you get when you climb into bed at the end of a LONG day
Internest – the cocoon of blanket and pillow and food and drink and other crap you gather around yourself as you spend time ‘Net surfing
Chairdrobe (see also floordrobe) – piling clothes on a chair or other bedroom furniture instead of the closet or dresser
Errorist – someone who repeatedly makes mistakes/is constantly wrong
Unlightening – learning something that actually makes you dumber
Hiberdating (see also hibermating) – when someone ignores their friends in favor of their boy or girl friend or significant other
Destinesia – when you get to somewhere you just went to intentionally, but can no longer remember why you were going there
Textpectation – the anticipation felt as we wait for a response to a text
YOUniverse – used to indicate that a person has knowledge only about themself/their universe consists only of them
Carcolepsy – a condition where your co-pilot falls asleep the minute the car starts moving
Ambitchous – an adjective used when strives to be more than the average bitch!
UnKeyboardinated – an adjective used when you are unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes
Afterclap – the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
Doppelbanger – a person that has sex with someone that looks identical to them but is not related
EpiphaNOT – an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver, but is in fact pointless, stupid, mundane, incorrect or all four
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