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Poor Guy
« on: January 19, 2007, 01:39:53 PM »
Recently a man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket, and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) having your mistress find out you're married.

2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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Re: Poor Guy
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 01:41:50 PM »
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Re: Poor Guy
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 04:27:47 PM »
4. None of the above.
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