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Grandpa doesn't know everything
« on: October 10, 2015, 01:18:46 AM »
Grandfathers Don't Always Know Everything...  
 

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house
and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same
bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual  intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called
sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 07:31:29 AM »
Now the kid knows everything....
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 08:54:43 AM »
  oh, my!  :oops:
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2015, 10:41:52 AM »
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2015, 12:03:04 PM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2015, 12:17:39 PM »
That sounds like a blunder I'd make!    :o   :D
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2015, 06:01:45 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Grandpa doesn't know everything
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2015, 10:29:27 AM »
I can see me doing that...
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