Every year Fred and Marge go to the county fair. And every year Fred stops and stares at the helicopter ride.
And like all the other years Marge says "Fred, stop tormenting your self. Your not going to ride the helicopter.
Its 50 bucks and we are not spending that kind of money. After all, 50 bucks is 50 bucks." Like all the other years Fred say "OK Marge, your right, 50 bucks is too much". As they begin to walk away the pilot steps over and says "hey you two, I couldn't help but over hear your conversation. I'll make you a deal. Your ride is free if you both can keep your mouths shut the whole time and not say a word." Very excited Fred says "please Marge lets go, I know I can be quiet". Reluctantly Marge agrees and they climb in. The pilot takes off and and immediately races straight up and then straight down! Spins right and spins left and goes into a series of hard banking turns! But not a single sound was heard from the back seat. Shocked, he brings it in for a landing and says "wow you two, I'm very impressed, not a single word the whole time"! Fred says, "well I almost said something when Marge fell out, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks".
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