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[turn_key]

An old man was drinking all day down at O'Malley's, stood up to leave, took 2 steps and fell flat on his face.

He picked himself up, brushed himself off, took 2 more steps and fell flat on his face, picked himself up, took 2 more steps out the front door, and fell flat on his face, picked himself up, held onto the wall walking towards the sidewalk, and fell flat on his face, so he just crawled all the way home.

The next morning, his wife says, "drinkin' at O'Malley's all night have ya"?

The old man says, "and how would ya be knowin' that"?

The wife says, "O'Malley's just called, they said you left your wheelchair there again!"

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[J Heinlein]

That's just wrong.

[Harley Guy]

Cool.
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I sent a copy to a Fireman friend - he will love it...
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Thanks...

[muddypaws]

Good one...