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[Texas Fat Boy]

A woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full, bushy beard. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face and beard with both hands.

“Actually, no” he replies.

“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathes the barman – clearly aroused. “Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,” she answers, as she continues to rub her hands vigorously through his hair and beard.

“What do you want me to tell him?” he asks.

“Tell him that there is no toilet paper or paper towels in the ladies bathroom!”

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Didn't see that coming!

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