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[Texas Fat Boy]

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property."

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "most days he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted a divorce. It's husband. He says he can't communicate with me."

[smkymtnboy]

 

[Fired00d]

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Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted a divorce. It's husband. He says he can't communicate with me."

Judge then says... "Divorce granted... case closed!!!"

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[kiro]

Judge then says... "Divorce granted... case closed!!!

Actually what the judge will indicate next is the husband will lose 90% of his assets and your former wife will have her hand in your pocket for as long as she can manage it...

[phato1]

Actually what the judge will indicate next is the husband will lose 90% of his assets and your former wife will have her hand in your pocket for as long as she can manage it...

My ex-wife hand her hands on my money for about 14 years...... Then I divorced her and that ended that...



Sometimes, Lawyers are worth the cost 

[D-N-D]