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[Jeff G]

As you  know, ammunition is in short supply. Somehow, this ol' timer in his 80's lucked out and was able to buy several boxes of AR-15 5.56 NATO round ammo at the local sporting goods store.

On his way home he stopped at the 7-Eleven station for some gas where this drop-dead gorgeous young blonde was filling up her car at the pump next to his. She glanced at the ammo boxes in the back of his Jeep and said in a very seductive voice, "Hey old timer, I'm a big believer in barter, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

The old guy thought for a moment and replied, "Yep, I might be, what kinda ammo ya got?"

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