A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat
down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a
robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked,
"Sir, what will you have".
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini
please".
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the
best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ".
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest
medical break-through's, etc.
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but
thought he would try a different tact. He returned
and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked
what he would have. "A martini please".
Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What
is your IQ sir".
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
The robot started discussing Nascar racing, the
latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. He left,
returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the
question, "What is your IQ".
This time the man drawled out, "Uh... about 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly
asked...
A-r-e......... y-o-u-r.........
p-e-o-p-l-e..........
g-o-i-n-g...........t-o........
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e..........
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?
?
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