An Indian Chief takes his young son to the local brothel to celebrate his 18th birthday and when the Mistress comes to the door, the Chief tells her he wants a woman for his virgin son. She tells him that they don't take virgins. The Chief asks, "what me do?"
She suggests having him practice on the stump out back. When he is ready, his 1st girl will be on the house.
A week later the young brave knocks on the door and tells the madam "Me want woman, heap much experience"
The madam welcomes him inside and tells him "to pick any girl he wants."
He grabs the nearest brunette and walks her upstairs to the room. He closes the door and says "woman, take em off clothes".
"Well alright big boy" as she starts to undress.
When she is naked he tells her "Now, woman turn around and bend over".
She squeals with excitement saying to him "You know what you want don't you?"
When she turns around he reaches under the bed and grabs a bed slat and whacks her across the butt.
"OUCH!, what was that for?" she says.
The brave says "Me check um for bees".
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