I am guilty of everyone of everyone of these..............Later--HUBBARD
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about West Virginians...
You may live in West Virginia
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May
If you are shopping and the person who helps you doesn't work in the store
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston or to Myrtle Beach, SC for the weekend
If you measure distance in hours.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"
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