A woman wanted to find out how her husband would react to something. So she writes on a piece of paper the words "I've left and I am not coming back!".
She places the note on the bed and then crawls under the bed and waits.
About 10 minutes later the husband gets home and finds the note on the bed. She hears him scribble something and he plops down on the bed and starts humming a happy tune.
After a few minutes he picks up his cell phone and calls someone. He says " That nut is gone, I will see you in a little bit, and remember I love you".
He leaves and she hears him drive away.
Now she is furious as she crawls out from under the bed.
She ses the note on the bed and reads his words " I could see your feet, I went to the store for bread".