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For a school project a young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad,
he teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between
potentially and realistically. Can you help me?"



The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.



Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."



So the Boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!  We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!"



The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!



The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"



His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"



The boy replied, "Yes... potentially... you and I are sitting on three
million dollars... but realistically... we're living with two
prostitutes and a queer".

[Jock]

LOL...