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Don’t mess with kids
« on: October 10, 2020, 08:59:40 AM »
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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Re: Don’t mess with kids
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2020, 11:47:00 AM »
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Re: Don’t mess with kids
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2020, 05:27:46 PM »
Quote from: Threephase on October 10, 2020, 08:59:40 AM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
  Smart little girl  :2vrolijk_21:
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