Agreed. 
Wondering.... I have been a CNR for quite a few years now. Very proud of the numerous contributions to society, etc. and was wondering if you are also a CNR (Certified Nipple Reader)? I read only the femalian variety of nipplages BTW.
I have my rating. But it got me in trouble once. The only time I can ever remember actually being embarassed came as a result.
A buddy was in hospital. "Liquid diet" orders and lots of other restrictions. Anything he ingested was coming through a straw or a baby bottle contraption.
His favorite beverage was a particular Scotch. So I was going to get a bottle and tape the top of a baby bottle to it take to the hospital.
Wanding around this convenience/liquor store. It has a small section of baby-type supplies so I know these things should be there somewhere. After a few minutes give up and walk to the counter to ask for help. This cherubic looking very early 20s young lady beams a huge smile and asks "can I help you." Without really thinking it through I ask "where do you keep your nipples?"
At first she had this rather surprised look on her face. Then she actually grinned a little. The I realized what I'd said and tried to explain that I was looking the nipple tops for the baby bottles. She laughed. I felt 99 and 44/100% stupid. But it all ended well.