Topic: The Old Biker and the Hand Job (Read 676 times)

icybay · « **on:** April 08, 2007, 02:50:14 PM »

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I'd like a cheeseburger."

Author Topic: The Old Biker and the Hand Job (Read 676 times)

icybay

The Old Biker and the Hand Job