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[RJ749]

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Fired00d]

This is good, and true. However I'm not sharing this at home.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[RJ749]

You are wise beyond your years my brudda

[HogBreath]

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.

In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided
I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got
excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was
directionless.  So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was
so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big tits.

[Fired00d]

Isn't it funny how life evolves and you end up wanting what you wanted to begin with.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[RJ749]

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.

In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided
I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got
excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was
directionless.  So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was
so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big tits.

I just want a girl that fishes.

[HogBreath]

I just want a girl that fishes.

Rob, you're a sick puppy.

[cigarmike]

Id really like to get my hands on some of the 'Bait' she's using.

[HogDude]

Id really like to get my hands on some of the 'Bait' she's using.

Oh, YEA !