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REDNECK PICKUP LINES
« on: April 16, 2007, 06:19:47 PM »


>1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
>2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
>4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
>6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my  nuts in yer hole                                                        >7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?"  Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer"bed-rock".
>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
>And.... The best for last!
>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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