Michael and Mary got married but couldn't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to Michael's Mom and
Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother,
gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he
asks his mom if Michael and Mary are up yet. She
replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you
think!
Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are
Michael and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
"Are Michael and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Michael came to my room for
the Vaseline and I think.....
I gave him my airplane glue"
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