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[HWYMAN1]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for  Social Security.

 

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

 

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home I told the

woman that I was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later.

 

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'

 

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

 

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she

processed my Social Security application.

 

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social 

Security office.

 

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants........You might have gotten Disability, too.' 

 

[Smiler]

  :huepfenjump3:RFLOL
GOOD ONE