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Follow up to the iPhone
« on: July 03, 2007, 06:08:16 PM »

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: Follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 06:17:12 PM »

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


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Re: Follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 02:43:29 PM »

Oh!  That would help my focus and attention span  immensely! 
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Re: Follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 06:14:22 PM »

It's like the question: "Why can't men make eye contact when they talk to a woman?"  Answer: Because tits don't have eyes.  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 06:21:46 PM »

how do you tune those things :orange:
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Re: Follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 11:15:32 PM »

It's like the question: "Why can't men make eye contact when they talk to a woman?"  Answer: Because tits don't have eyes.  :huepfenlol2:

Nope but they sure do have nice noses. :2vrolijk_21:

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